I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He did a backflip because drugs
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