this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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