Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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