Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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