i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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