how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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