Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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