I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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