once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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