It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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