There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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