Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Your penis caused this!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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