doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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