i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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