And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize