Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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