At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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