I checked into jail on foursquare
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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