hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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