oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
this hospital has no fireball
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