I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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