The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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