I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
A bitchslap is in order.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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