My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Drake has all the answers
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