Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you will always have a special place in my vag
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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