going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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