New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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