Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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