Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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