I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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