yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
