I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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