We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I supernannyed him into submission
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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