I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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