I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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