have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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