a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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