i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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