is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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