doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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