You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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