I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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