I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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