Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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