My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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