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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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