Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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