i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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