Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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