Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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