I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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