Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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