oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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