nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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