i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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