Nicole vs. Life
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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