Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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